SNL Skit: Stefon Recommends Hot Clubs Called Thank You and Kevin, Starring Bill Hader

Posted on March 11, 2012

City correspondent Stefon takes a break from watching Royal Pains to fill Seth in on hot spots to visit for March Madness and St. Patrick's Day. City correspondent Stefon (Bill Hader) returned to Weekend Update on SNL last night to discuss some good spots for tourists to visit in New York City.

Stefon launched right into his first recommendation saying, "New York's hottest club is 'Thank You!!' Located in a crashing blimp, this Eurotrash utopia is the creation of beatnick Dr. Soulpatch Adams. This club has everything: ziplines, fish food, that fat Hawaiian guy that no one invited, and an old Pakistani woman that looks like a California raisin."

But if that doesn't work for you, there is another hot club called 'Kevin??' Opened at gunpoint in a Lady Footlocker, it has everything -- including a VIP room for football jellyfish." Then he tricks Seth into kissing him.

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